So get to know me!
"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"
I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET
Is it just me or John Green looks like James Potter nursing Harry?
make john green find the thing
john green will die when he finds the thing
Literally. Voldemort is coming John.
man all i want is to cuddle with you and bake you cookies and make your favorite food and sit on the couch all cuddled up with you and watch your favorite movie with you and then go to bed with you and maybe listen to your favorite album with you and jump around with you and then when we get tired of doing that we could fall asleep on the floor with pillows everywhere and put my face on your chest and just make you feel loved every day of your life
It’s sad how it is more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it
This text post hit me like a train
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
so slang is slang for slang
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
why was he always so happy whenever he got arrested
Because he knew Sam would always find him.
I want to do things with my life but I also want to bury myself in a forest and let the moss grow over me so where does that leave us
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
Oh, hello, my lovely depressive spiral. Please go away, I don’t have the will power for you. Ah, greetings to you, too, dear accompanying anxiety attacks. Please leave with depression, you are making me ill. I hate to seem inhospitable, but I would really rather be alone right now. If it wouldn’t trouble you too much, please shut the door on your way out- it gets a bit drafty when you don’t.